A message from Tenacious D:
Everything is better in space. Aren’t you sick of Earth? All the turmoil? The politics? The red tape? The traffic? The global shitstorm? If so, join us for a once in a lifetime escape to an off-world extravaganza! Our deluxe spacecraft includes the greatest entertainment line-up in the known universe. Don’t be a dill weed…buy tickets now before the Deth Starr is filled to capacity!
You might be asking, what the hell do they mean, “off-world extravaganza?” Well, if you’d just let them finish…
Our space fest features three separate performance venues. Omega Stage is outside under the Milky Way Galaxy and will be rocking all night long with the likes of FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS and “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC!!!
The gorgeous Shrine Auditorium will be transformed into the Crab Nebula Stage with PATTON OSWALT and SARAH SILVERMAN throwing down hard, and that’s just the tip of the meteorite!
The Expo Hall will be home to the Space Disco where bad ass DJ’s will keep your asses moving thru hyperspace like a boss.
What else? How about a carefully curated retro-arcade with the greatest space themed pinball machines and video games in human history. Rad space themed rides & slides. The best food in the Cosmos.
You will never want to come home. Don’t be a deüschnozzle, get your tickets this Friday!!! Festival Supreme: the Final Frontier!